Next Time Ewe’re Stuck In Traffic…
February 1st, 2012
Be grateful that you’re not trapped in a SHEEP CYCLONE!!!
They have become self aware, and they HATE YOUR CAR.
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News, sales, stock updates and weird things we like!
What To Do With That Spare 9k You have Lying About
January 26th, 2012
So, you’re sitting around with 9 thousand dollars and you just can’t figure out WHAT you’re going to do with it. Sure, you could pay off some bills, or put something away for a rainy day. I mean, you COULD do that, but you know what you might enjoy more?
Purchasing this AMAZING sterling silver bat necklace by easy seller Miyu Decay.
It’s stunning, but I don’t really have to tell you that, do I? No, no I don’t. Perhaps the best part about it is that when you’re not wearing it (which, lets be honest, is going to be about 99% of the time. Yes, it’s stunning, but it’s also quite fragile) it’ll look absolutely fantastic in a display case.
Now, if your budget isn’t QUITE in that range? Well, you can always check out the Attic! Sure, we don’t have handmade, sterling silver, fruit bat skeletons, but we DO have a lot of other awesome goodies that won’t negatively impact your credit score…
Back to the AtticI’m Torn Here
January 23rd, 2012
I’m both horrified at the financial damage being caused to this house, but also? I’m SERIOUSLY envious of this infestation!
These people can’t have a mosquito around for miles! Plus, how CUTE is that?! Amazing. Scary. Envious. Quandary.
Having Trouble Sleeping?
January 19th, 2012
Well, you’re in luck! Christopher Walken (or a reasonable facsimile) is here to read you a bedtime story!
Now, isn’t that better? It is, I assume, unless you’ve committed suicide, like the bear.
How Lazy Am I?
January 13th, 2012
So lazy! All I had to do was make my bed and then I could share with you how the magical wallpaper turned out. So, today, it’s gross out and I’ve made my bed, and, here you go!
Ta da! There it is. The magical wallpaper in my magical bedroom with my magically lumpy bed, because I’m STILL to lazy to make it lie right. Awesome? Awesome. Now we just have to hang up some more of our art. Sadly, framing is just insanely expensive. All we have up now is that Alex Pardee print, but, I assure you. More things are coming. Anyone have any ideas? I’m always open to decor ideas.
Back to the AtticIn Other News
January 12th, 2012
Someone get me a rhino iguana and a small saddle, STAT!
Because, really, I can no longer eat my cereal alone.
Back to the AtticOh Hi, Awesome Tights I Can’t Afford!
January 4th, 2012
I’m minding my own business, cruising around online, trying not to nap and I come across THESE horribly wonderful tights.
Are those not adorable? I want them. But they’re $67 at the moment. I can’t do it, I just cannot. Plus, we’re looking at upwards of $45 in shipping. They’re made by Les Queues de Sardines, and they’re only one of the absolutely amazingly beautiful tights designs they stock. They’re all lovely, whimsical, turn yourself into art type things that I just can’t swing, but if santa paid a visit to your bank account this year, go crazy. And let me know how they feel. I hope they’re terribly itchy; mostly because I’m bitter.
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January 3rd, 2012
Really going to have to get this on a t shirt, don’t you think?
Because, really? Yeah. Really.
Back to the AtticHappy New Year!
January 1st, 2012
To celebrate, words to live by from Maurice Sendak
“I’m not a whore.” You go, Sir.
It’s Our Crazy After Xmas Sale! Wheee!!
December 27th, 2011
Ok, no need to panic. You didn’t get what you wanted under the tree. CALM DOWN! The Attic is having a special, and most awesome sale, to help you get through these difficult emotional times.
Ok? See, you’ll be just FINE. Well, unless we sell out of that thing you really wanted. Then, well, you’re just boned.
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