So, you’re sitting around with 9 thousand dollars and you just can’t figure out WHAT you’re going to do with it. Sure, you could pay off some bills, or put something away for a rainy day. I mean, you COULD do that, but you know what you might enjoy more? Purchasing this AMAZING sterling silver [...]

I’m both horrified at the financial damage being caused to this house, but also? I’m SERIOUSLY envious of this infestation! These people can’t have a mosquito around for miles! Plus, how CUTE is that?! Amazing. Scary. Envious. Quandary. Back to the Attic

Well, you’re in luck! Christopher Walken (or a reasonable facsimile) is here to read you a bedtime story! Now, isn’t that better? It is, I assume, unless you’ve committed suicide, like the bear. Back to the Attic

So lazy! All I had to do was make my bed and then I could share with you how the magical wallpaper turned out. So, today, it’s gross out and I’ve made my bed, and, here you go! Ta da! There it is. The magical wallpaper in my magical bedroom with my magically lumpy bed, [...]

Someone get me a rhino iguana and a small saddle, STAT! Because, really, I can no longer eat my cereal alone. Back to the Attic

I’m minding my own business, cruising around online, trying not to nap and I come across THESE horribly wonderful tights. Are those not adorable? I want them. But they’re $67 at the moment. I can’t do it, I just cannot. Plus, we’re looking at upwards of $45 in shipping. They’re made by Les Queues de [...]

To celebrate, words to live by from Maurice Sendak “I’m not a whore.” You go, Sir. Back to the Attic