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Our buddies over at Cryptic Rock are holding a contest, and they’re giving away a pair of tickets to see Like a Storm at the Vibe Lounge in Rockville Center, NY. To win, all you have to do is share THIS facebook post on their page! Whomever shares to the most people by Saturday, June [...]
Here in the Attic, we love a weird Mom. Weird moms make weird kids and those are the very best kids of all! Seriously, who wants to go through life with June Cleaver when you there are Morticia’s out there? Exactly. To celebrate all the weird moms out there, and their very special day, we’re [...]
Remember the record store? I know, it’s ridiculous. You can fit any 15 collections of music on a hard drive the size of a deck of cards now, it’s absolute madness to continue hoarding physical media… Or is it? There’s something to be said about the look of a wall covered in albums. Running your [...]
Just lately, it seems like quite a few of you are going blonde. You must be, otherwise, why would you be writing in asking about toner? What is it, how does it work? Will it make me look thinner? Lets work on these one at a time. What is hair toner? Toner, clearly, affects your [...]
It’s fast approaching, kids. You’ve got 3 weeks to go before you’ve got a) a really happy sweetie, because you’re the best gifter EVER! b) a tragically sad ex because your thoughtless gift has ruined the earth c) an opportunity to protest by wearing all black and declaring the day completely stupid ANYWAY. Sooo, if [...]
Aw, man! Did Santa gave you the bone? That stinks. But don’t worry, we’ve got a solution, and it’s a good one. Back to the Attic
Well, kids, I’m in the hospital, so I’ve got some free time on my hands. And what better use of that time than looking for a new haircut for when I escape, eh? Exactly. So I’m cruising around and I come across Aveda’s Neo Goth Autumn/Winter 2012 Collection. Uggg. Look, here’s the thing, Aveda. I [...]
As many of you know, Justice Howard is an amazing photographer, notorious for doing gorgeous erotica, body art, and celebrity shots, and she’s also a longtime friend and fan of Amalthea’s Attic! Justice has just released a new calendar of her work (*hint* *hint* it makes a great holiday present!!) and she’s here on the [...]
Today is the last day to save in Amalthea’s Attic with our Black and Cyber sale, so don’t miss out! Use code BLACK and you’ll get 25% off your order of $35 and up! On top of that, when you spend $50, you’ll get FREE U.S. Shipping on top, no codes needed! We invite you to [...]
Are you home with your loved one, and completely aware of their presence in the house, and yet, the moment they appear in the room that you’re in, you’re suddenly PARALYZED with terror? No? Well, fine. It’s just me then. ME AND THIS BABY RED PANDA! I’m clearly in excellent company. As you were. Back [...]