Happy Summer! We’re All Gonna Die!

May 28th, 2012

Look, I don’t want to alarm you, except YOU SHOULD BE ALARMED! According the the Miami Herald, the zombie apocalypse is nigh!

That is:

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=cpy

Apparently, the zombie at the man’s eyes and nose. This is the latest in a series of attacks in the area being attributed to “bad acid.”

Yeah. We are all gonna die.