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Greatest Trailer? Also, NSFW A Bit

We’ve been busy, can you tell? Things in the store are hopping. We’re still working out kinks and it’s insane. You know what’s not helping? An extreme dearth of decent horror movies. What’s going on, earth? I’m going to make it my life’s mission to watch REC3 this weekend, because the REC series has yet to let me down. But in the meantime, booooored! I’m in the middle of attempting to watch “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” but Katie Holmes keeps blocking the screen and I can’t see what’s going on around her. The woman is a black hole of chemistry. She just sucks it out of any scene she happens to be standing in or near. Brutal, Katie. Annnyway, thankfully, I just found this trailer. (Well, to be fair, I found it the other day, but, as I said, SUPER BUSY, so you’ll pardon the share delay.) It’s awesome. I wish this were a real movie. I would watch this movie. It’s fantastic. So, while we’re busy, you watch this trailer, and think about what a wonderful world it would be if THIS were a real movie. Then sigh, because, well, it’s not. For shame, world!

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