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  1. Vinyl Gloves

    Disposable Protective Vinyl Gloves

    Sick of dying your hands along with your hair? Add these gloves to your order and that won't be a problem. Sold in pairs. Learn More
    $0.15

  2. Manic Panic Dye Remover Wipes

    Manic Panic Dye Remover Wipes

    Well, now you've done it. You've gotten dye all over your face and you have to go to work/school looking like either a smurf or an axe murderer. Congratulations. Oh, wait, there's ANOTHER option? Tell you more? Will do. Learn More
    $1.00

  3. Stay Away From Assholes Soap Sale

    Stay Away From Assholes Soap

    What better way to receive some very important and useful news than from a fashionable lady riding a beluga whale? Or a baby blue whale. Or whatever gentle creature that is. Scented with white tea and violet. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils. Learn More

    Regular Price: $3.99

    Now only: $2.75

  4. I Love You, Can I Pet You, Is That Weird? Soap

    I Love You, Can I Pet You, Is That Weird? Soap

    Sometimes you just gotta pet. The itch gets too itchy, like having a song stuck in your head or a sudden craving for fried pickles. You just can't think about anything else until you get what you want! And what I want is you. Forgive me, you're just too darn cute. Scented with gardenia and orange. Each 2 oz. bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils. Learn More
    $3.99

  5. Keep Your Big Mouth Shut Soap

    Keep Your Big Mouth Shut Soap

    Tough love in a cute-ass package. Scented with lavender and vanilla. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils. Learn More
    $3.99

  6. Take A Sick Day Asshole Hand Sanitizer

    Take A Sick Day Asshole Hand Sanitizer

    You might think that the sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue creates sympathy in the world around you....but I gotta break it to ya....it doesn't. Just go home. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

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    $4.99

  7. Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

    Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

    I ain't goin' nowhere. But YOU are, germ jerks! Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59 ml.

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    $4.99

  8. The Scream Bandages

    The Scream Bandages

    Edvard Munch’s The Scream is an expression of existential pain, so we thought it would be the perfect thing for dealing with actual owies. This 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages decorated with the familiar screaming figure. Stop your screaming with a scream! Plus, a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free with sterile gauze. Learn More
    $6.00

  9. Happy Liquid Hand Soap For Your Crappy Life Sale

    Happy Liquid Hand Soap For Your Crappy Life

    Seriously. Your life sucks. Let us help wash it all away! It's also probably all your fault, but watch all the crappiness wash right off with our yummy citrus scented liquid hand soap. 8 oz./ 236 ml

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    Regular Price: $9.49

    Now only: $6.00

  10. Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

    Edgar Allan Poe is associated with the macabre, so it’s only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin comes with fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) sterile strips decorated with the image of Poe and his raven. As it says on the package, “Quoth the Raven, ‘No more sores!’” Comes with a FREE PRIZE! Latex-free adhesive. Learn More
    $6.00

  11. Tiki Party Beach Towel Sale

    Tiki Party Beach Towel

    Hit the beach with the Sourpuss Tiki Party towel! This velvety soft beach towel features our favorite tiki pattern complete with hula girls, tiki heads, flowers & pineapples. Made by Sourpuss 56" by 29" Learn More

    Regular Price: $16.99

    Now only: $10.00

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