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  1. Zombie Mints

    Zombie Mints

    Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they'll form an orderly, single file line and each take a mint before trudging away satisfied. If you're unlucky, they'll slap the tin away and feast on your cerebellum. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred mints.

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  2. Tardigrade Air Freshener

    Tardigrade Air Freshener

    Also known as water bears, tardigrades are probably the cutest microscopic animal. As you can probably imagine, after being around for 530 million years, they’ve developed quite a fan following. This 4¾" (12.1 cm) tall heavy cardstock air freshener smells like green apples. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents. Learn More

  3. Mini Biohazard Tape

    Mini Biohazard Tape

    Surely that pair of dirty socks on the floor constitutes a biohazard. This Mini Biohazard Tape is perfect for letting people know when they've passed the boundaries of good hygiene in a way that might not be bad enough to alert the EPA, but is still pretty gross. Learn More

  4. Despair Pennant

    Despair Pennant

    Beset by feelings of hopelessness and despair? Celebrate it with this 20" (50.8 cm) felt pennant which features the word "DESPAIR" and a tiny storm cloud. Good gift for poets. Learn More

  5. Introvert Ornament Sale

    Introvert Ornament

    Introverts may not celebrate the holidays the way extroverts do, but they celebrate them in their own quiet way from the comfort of their own home. This Introvert Ornament is the perfect way to make a private person feel included around the tree without any of the unnecessary showiness of most ornaments. This glass introvert peering over a book is 3-5/8" (9.2 cm) tall and includes string or can stand on its own. Illustrated acetate tube. Learn More

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